Koujaku is so far in the closet he be suckin’ dick in Narnia.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
"cutie" and "babe" are overrated pet names for your significant other. try "leader of thunderclan" or "the fire that saved the clan" instead
I have a condition called doe eyes
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
picture the most serious character that you know of
now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
In which a fan speaks for Tumblr, and John tries to set up a threeway.
oh my goodness
HANJI FOR SQUAD LEADER OF THE YEAR
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?