WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
Never before have I read a post so true.
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
I hate everything
oH MY GOD WHERE HAVE ALL YOU SUPER SWEET ANONS COME FROM
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY
“Now go, unleash hell.”
I love this Gif so much..
Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!
Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth
Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me
Chill Dragon Girl - Jay
real tears are coming out of my eyes
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
You are all enjoying those deer selfies a lot so here’s me feeding him crackers
NOELLA PLS UR KILLIN ME
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST ONE AND NEARLY SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME
Today’s Gender of the day is: These dinosaurs on display at the Science Museum of Minnesota
"the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1: you will understand nothing, “wtf is this” will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the “real world”.
stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends."
— unknown (via kushandwizdom)